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Sunday, April 24th, 2011
3:59 pm - DONGS
THAT IS ALL.

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Sunday, April 25th, 2010
3:26 pm
what the

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Friday, December 11th, 2009
10:47 am - For some reason it ignores my custom quote of 'I am a whore of less discriminating tastes."

Try GameFly for FREE or start for only $8.95!

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Thursday, August 13th, 2009
9:57 pm
HURRRRRR WHICH WAY TO THE RAPE TRAIN HURRRRRRRRRRR

(What you say, honkey?)

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008
10:23 am - hurf blurf blerg
[10:15:05 AM | Edited 10:15:17 AM] fckyourlies - That's what I wanted your...soft... human brain to think says: plus i have no party affiliation except that the party of Down
[10:19:20 AM] Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp says: i thought you were a member of the boogie down party
[10:19:36 AM] Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp says: wow my name is short enough the myspace icon shows now heh
[10:19:47 AM] fckyourlies - That's what I wanted your...soft... human brain to think says: oh no
[10:20:01 AM] Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp says: bloggin it
[10:20:06 AM] fckyourlies - That's what I wanted your...soft... human brain to think says: sounds good
[10:20:21 AM] Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp says: catch it on my twitter
[10:20:52 AM] fckyourlies - That's what I wanted your...soft... human brain to think says: watch your language
[10:20:56 AM] fckyourlies - That's what I wanted your...soft... human brain to think says: thats sexual harrassment
[10:21:06 AM] Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp says: :,(
[10:21:14 AM] Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp says: then don't watch the vblog
[10:21:30 AM] fckyourlies - That's what I wanted your...soft... human brain to think says: aww
[10:21:37 AM] Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp says: it's paint famous vice presidents portraits on my taint
[10:21:42 AM] fckyourlies - That's what I wanted your...soft... human brain to think says: I need to update my blog haha
[10:22:00 AM] fckyourlies - That's what I wanted your...soft... human brain to think says: its the new live journal
[10:22:01 AM] Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp says: fill it with meaningless shit that trails off into an angry emo rant
[10:22:12 AM] Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp says: you'll fit in
[10:22:39 AM] fckyourlies - That's what I wanted your...soft... human brain to think says: ill try to suck my own penis and vblog it
[10:23:07 AM] Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp says: time to hit the ol liveurinal

(What you say, honkey?)

Thursday, September 11th, 2008
8:34 am
It's been awhile, but it's a joyous event...


HAPPY MOTHERFUCKER DAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!


That's right, motherfuckers! It's MOTHERFUCKER DAY!!!!
Spread the word using HANDY BANNER, MOTHERFUCKERS!





Code stolen straight from the archives of Scott Crawford as my webservin' pc is no mores...

current mood: spifftastic

(What you say, honkey?)

Monday, May 26th, 2008
5:20 pm
ARGAEGQREAGWQregqergq#regqeR LEAKING ALL OVER YOUR FACE

(What you say, honkey?)

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007
10:32 am - It's been awhile, but it's a joyous event...

HAPPY MOTHERFUCKER DAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!


That's right, motherfuckers! It's MOTHERFUCKER DAY!!!!
Spread the word using HANDY BANNER, MOTHERFUCKERS!





Code stolen straight from the archives of Scott Crawford as my webservin' pc is no mores...

current mood: antidisestablishmentarinistic

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Tuesday, February 27th, 2007
11:19 am - Who's got a boner? -->THIS GUY<--
http://www.amazon.com/Bedazzled-Peter-Cook/dp/B000MQ54M6/sr=8-1/qid=1172592923/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/002-4203050-5665604?ie=UTF8&s=dvd

Booya. About damn time.

Been waiting forever for the Fox Movie Channel to rerun it so I could capture it...

Also: Flinttown Skype party up in this. How the hell a VOiP program is more useful as a text chat client is beyond my feeble human brain...

(What you say, honkey?)

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007
1:38 pm - This is a message, yo, fo the suckaz
http://www.punknews.org/article/21978

AHAHAHAHAHA

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Sunday, January 28th, 2007
1:09 am
Who wants to go smoke crack behind the dumpster at 7-11 again for old times sake?

(What you say, honkey?)

Sunday, January 14th, 2007
2:18 am
despite the close-knit community noone had webbed feet.

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Tuesday, January 9th, 2007
11:32 pm
GWAR LYRICS

"Gilded Lily"

Well I've been wearing a gilded lily
Cunningly carved in a manner frilly
To my design it was created
No deviation was tolerated
My gilded lily, he thinks he's funny
My gilded lily, he's worth cash money
My gilded lily, he made me a smarty
I wear my lily to all the right parties go
I was the envy of all the horde
I proclaimed myself overlord
My gilded lily gives me all this and more
I puke my guts all over the floor
I found the entertainment banal so,
Through trenches of flesh we carved a canal
Lead harlequin then drew his last
He held a bejeweled theatrical mask
The door heaved and then exploded
We split the bill and then drove home loaded
When we got there the paint was peeling
We rose an Jell-O cubes to the ceiling
I wear the lily Gaily festooned in a manner silly
Draped in apparel I bathe in the smell I gild the lily
Adroitly crafted yet willy nilly I wear the lily
When I part with Milli Vanilli
And soon the pleasure barges
Rolled with the sun, pleasantly bloated
We mingles as one amidst debris of Debauchery,
I looked for the lily and just found me
And all the while gilded lily faded
Though it was the best I created
But gilded lily was still in place
It made a mockery of my face
And delivered us a surprise
The hulking mass of what we despised
We lurched away as we moved to snuff it
And we delivered a princely buffet
Soon the continent split all asunder
And the radios blared to the blunder
My gilded lily expanded while spinning
That's when I found out that we were winning
Fondly clutching our raging piss-ons
We piled up, peeled out, veered off and then we were gone

(What you say, honkey?)

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006
12:13 am
WELL SMASH MY NUTS WITH A CLAWHAMMER AND... I...um... forgot where I was going with this...

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Wednesday, November 29th, 2006
4:49 pm - Wow.
http://www.dennys.co.jp/dj/menu/index.html

So, uh, at the southern locations like Osaka and Hiroshima, do they refuse or give bad service to white folk?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ehm. In all seriousness, fuck Denny's and their welfare check.

current mood: bored shitless and shirtless

(What you say, honkey?)

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006
4:21 am - too bored or pissed to usually post on this smack no mores
The new Frenzal Rhomb album is tops - who knows when/if it'll come out stateside - fat wreck have made no indications

my 360 broke and I had to ship it to Texas for 'free repair' (2005 model). It was signed for by a random Spainiard fellow yesterday and that's all I know since

my copy of gears of war arrived yesterday, same day my deck arrived at the repair place

sunday is when burger king starts selling games and i get to stalk young nubile teenage girls and show them my whopper. gahaf.

i work with cretins

the wii comes out sunday - me mike and james have preorders at nintendo world

stopped drinking so much. well not as much volume as frequency of volume

roughly 6 weeks to christmas break

seriously contemplating pissing away $64k on school after ~ 8 years of start & stop community college

also seriously contemplating a string of robberies to subsidize said schooling

pondering what organs i would have to sell to get through admissions

"emotions have been sold/it's only rock n roll/never build your house on sand/fuck you and your fucking emo band"

oh yeah, fuck sony and their welfare check

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Tuesday, October 24th, 2006
2:54 pm - Dear Sony,
Please go fucking die in a 4 alarm fire.

Hugs & Kisses, Rich.

http://www.lik-sang.com/news.php?artc=3901

current mood: fuckin sony.

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Friday, September 29th, 2006
1:01 pm - Reasons #428 & 429 why I have to go to Japan...


Yes, my friend Josh found a 3 QUART can of beer and a 4 LITER bottle of whiskey tonite, near Osaka. Bastard

¥1600 and ¥5000 respectively

~ $13 & $42

ARRRRR

also: Dragonforce tonite

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Thursday, September 14th, 2006
4:41 pm - hah they still have it
http://www.fileplanet.com/110467/110000/fileinfo/GameGo!-Magazine-Issue-#2

failed magazine i wrote for...

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Wednesday, September 13th, 2006
11:47 pm
as i told mike to-nite...

You say "DANGER MOUSE"?

I think "our house!" ???

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